I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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