As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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