called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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