that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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