We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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