I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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