so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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