Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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