we made out on top of his cat.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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