guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
be right there i have to get my cape
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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