How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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