She is in my trunk
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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