yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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