Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
