maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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