What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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