Apparently you make a good broom.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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