Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
