Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it glows. i had to have it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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