Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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