Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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