I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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