Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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