The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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