the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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