Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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