I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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