idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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