Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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