carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can I color on your dick again?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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