its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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