i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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