id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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