i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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