Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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