I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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