long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
don't judge my taste in strippers
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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