I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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