But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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