what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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