Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize