Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Randomize
