Dual....:-)
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
FUCK WHALES
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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