We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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