I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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