Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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