just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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