And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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