That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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