This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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