The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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