so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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