we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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